ANY idiot can set fire to a car...

Here's a canvas edition of Compact News from 2007

"ANY idiot can set fire to a car and several idiots do so, every night. It takes considerably more skill to light a fire for cooking, even when it's raining, using only natural materials and not more than matches, as we had to do to pass our fire-lighting test in the Scouts. What pleasure do these idiots get? It doesn't make us admire them but just goes to prove how stupid they are. You can't cook any thing on a burning car."